Algarve Blog
This Algarve blog is intended to keep you in touch with the latest in Algarve affairs. Now that I'm living here,
I'm trying to keep you
updated with what's going on in the Algarve and around those wonderful beaches.
So, here's my regular take on occurrences in what used to be my favourite vacation spot...
but is now my favourite place to live. 
Wrong Move?
While I'm all in favour of ending discriminatory
practices in the workplace, it seems that the politicos, as
usual, have managed to take things to extremes. Even to the
extent where it works to the disadvantage of females -
though I bet they won't admit it.
When they enact the latest bit of Euro-legislation just
before Christmas this year, it will "prohibit the
direct or indirect sexual discrimination with regard to the
provision of goods and services". So, what's wrong with
that, you might ask...
... Well, for starters it will mean that women will no
longer receive cheaper quotations for vehicle insurance on
the grounds that they're safer (and better) drivers than
men. Someone please explain to me how that's helpful?
I'm sure the European Commission (the motive force behind
this latest master-stroke) actually mean well. It's just
that they don't seem able to think things through to a
logical conclusion. Otherwise they'd have excluded such
obvious reverse-discrimination from the legislation.
What we patently need is more females in the European
Commission (to increase the chance of common sense
prevailing) but this legislation will probably prevent
anyone trying to bring that about as it would be sexual
discrimination.
To paraphrase that ad for the movie 'Alien': In
Euro-land, no-one can hear you scream.
Sunday 30 September 2007
Spot the Celeb...
I can't say that I've noticed many celebrities in my
extensive travels around Algarve, but they are out there, so I
read.
Footballers, F1 racing drivers, popular singers,
golfers... the list goes on.
Possibly
the reason that few are in evidence is that, unlike
Hollywood, where being seen and written about is the
lifeblood of the famous ones, an Algarve retreat is just
that - somewhere to get away from all the attention,
adulation and prying cameramen and just enjoy some quality
time.
Since I always have my camera with me when I'm out and
about, any famous faces that I encounter are likely to be
snapped and revealed in Algarve Beach Life. Not for any
exposé, or with the intention of 'grinding an axe' - just
to show that the Algarve is the place when it comes to a
relaxing time in a wonderful climate.
Right
-
This famous face
sports
a cracking
suntan - perhaps from
an Algarve vacation?
Michael Owen is an Algarve property owner, I believe.
He's one of Nev's favourite football (soccer) players and,
unfortunately, has had a few extended periods of injury just
lately in which to partake of some sunny Algarve
recuperation!
Not the best circumstances in which to be photographed,
I'm sure, but I'd be happy to add my signature to his
plaster cast (or even the bandage if the injury's not that
serious). In exchange, all I'd ask is that he smile for the
camera (or at least not wince).
And any other celebs who'd like a mention in these pages
need only use the contact form on the Algarve
Best page. Always happy to oblige!
Saturday 29 September 2007
Chilled Algarve
There are newspaper items appearing almost weekly about
the boatloads of drugs (usually hashish) being intercepted
off the Algarve coast.
This leads me to think that the demand is based either on
the recreational habits of tourist visitors to the area, or
that the Algarveans are intent on becoming even more
laid-back than at present.
Only a few weeks ago, a 30 kilogram bale of hashish was
discovered floating a few miles off Olhão harbour entrance.
This might have been caused by poor weather at sea, or
else it happened after the crew of the offending smuggling
vessel had been sampling the goods and got too mellow to
bother about being careless!
The Maritime Police sent out more vessels to ensure that
other bales were not bobbing about out there, presumably
before any holidaymakers hired boats to check things out for
themselves.
I wonder if, had the package washed up ashore, it would
have affected the Blue Flag rating of the affected beach?
Does pharmaceutical flotsam count as a black mark?
Thursday 27 September 2007
White Elephants For Sale (Or Rent)
I note that it's possible, for the price of 2 euros, to
have a conducted tour of the Algarve Stadium. (Please form
an orderly queue if the idea appeals).
This edifice was erected to host some of the matches in
the 2004 European Championships (football / soccer). Since
then, it's hardly been used, so they should run a
competition to guess how much each empty seat has cost the
Portuguese taxpayer.
As white elephants go, it's nowhere near as impressive as
London's Millennium Dome (best part of a billion pounds and
eventually sold for peanuts). And it's certainly a lot
easier on the eye than the 'Greenwich Plastic Tent'.
But it's still a reminder of how public money is
squandered in the modern world. In terms of attracting
tourism or enhancing the Algarve's profile, it would come
way down any list of sensible options, I fear.
And, even at 2 euros a go, there are many better ways to
spend your vacation money than subsidizing yet another daft
political statement.
A sea cruise for some dolphin-
and whale-watching would be money better spent,
methinks? If only I had the 'sea legs'.
Friday 21 September 2007
Happy Coincidences?
Mentioning Monte Gordo, as I did below, I should add that
I did make it to see the final fireworks display of the
'International' season, as advertised on my Algarve
Events page.
The expats' organisation, AFPOP (Eastern Algarve
battalion), had arranged an evening meal prior to enjoying
some music on the beach while waiting for the midnight
pyrotechnic extravaganza. (I'll leave the meal for
consideration in my next newsletter,
I think).
What about the coincidence, I hear you mutter?
Ever curious, I had arrived early, to find a local
festival in full swing. There were hundreds of people on the
beach, and quite a few at sea in small boats. Those on the
beach were carrying statues of various saints and Nossa
Senhora dos Dores.

Whenever the marchers on the beach stopped, they turned
the statues out to sea and chants or shouts erupted from the
boats. As I later learned, it is thought that this action
(the effigies facing out to sea) increases the number of
fish that will be caught by the fishing boats!

Away from the beach, the town's streets were lined with
stalls, a fairground and other crowd-pleasing diversions.
There was musical entertainment from Marco Paulo (not to be
confused with Marco Polo, the famous explorer).
When the fireworks began, they were synchronised to
music, with superb precision. At least six separate 'pieces'
were involved.
As usual, the spectacle ended all too soon for my liking,
and I had to think about making my way home.
Good fun, though, like virtually all Algarve
festivals.
Tuesday 18 September 2007
The Left Hand/Right Hand Syndrome
As a follow-up to the blog below about the furore over
the Spanish appropriation of the brand 'Algarve', I was
surprised to discover that the Algarve authorities are
actually complicit in this strange business.
Visiting Monte Gordo and a few local eastern beaches with
my Portuguese friend, Nanda, I discovered a small booklet in
the M. Gordo 'Turismo' premises. The offending item was
titled 'Luz de la Costa' and is a free monthly magazine
dealing (so it claimed) with the 'Costa de la Luz and El
Algarve'.
Mostly printed in Spanish, but with a small Welcome
article in English, it is full of advertisements for
business services and real estate on the Spanish side of the
Guadiana River.
True, there is a page about how Algarve is becoming more
popular with Spanish holidaymakers (the article seems to
have been lifted wholesale from an online blog), but it's
another example of the attempt to 'roll up' the Algarve (or
its eastern stretches) and the Spanish areas around the
Costa de la Luz into one seamless entity.
No surprises that it's happening; "imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery", after all. Rather, my
amazement stems from the magazine's availability within the
official tourist premises of the Algarve authority.
So, on the one hand, there are complaints about the
appropriation of the Algarve name (an article in today's
free English-language newspaper details the statement of
Algarve MP, Mendes Bota, calling on the government to take
appropriate action) while, on the other, the Turismos are
happy to stock and hand out the Luz/El Algarve magazine.
Maybe it's the heat (it's a lovely sunny Algarve day
here) but I think I'm missing something obvious...
(Good job I wasn't too confused to enjoy the rest of the
day in M. Gordo, Altura and Praia Verde, eh?)
Monte Gordo in the 'real' Algarve,
the
(awful) ziggurat-like hotel behind us
Friday 14 September 2007
Unintended Irony
It made me smile and wince at the same time. Scanning the
local English-language freebie newspaper this morning (I
know, I know - it should be Portuguese) I was struck by the
juxtaposition of two articles that seemed somewhat
contradictory.
I'm sure it was pure accident that they appeared on the
same page, both 'above the fold', but it did rather
underline the difference between 'saying' and 'doing' in the
political arena.
The first article concerned the recent EU environment
meeting. (This stuff is reported ad nauseam at present,
since Portugal is currently enjoying a six-month stint of
European Presidency, which the politicians simply adore).
The meeting took place in Portugal, and had discussed the
usual stuff... climate change, drought, large-scale forest
fires and so on. I'm sure many worthy sentiments were
expressed, accords signed and future undertakings
agreed.
The second article concerned the Luso Tagus, a rotting
abandoned vessel that is lying within the Ria Formosa nature
reserve, a protected area of outstanding natural beauty. The
boat was seized 13 years ago(!), believed to have been
involved in tobacco smuggling. After a few years, it was
towed to its present position in Faro and forgotten. Nothing
has ever been done about it, and now there are fears that it
is leaking pollutants and worse into the fragile ecosystem
of the nature reserve.
And that's the problem, isn't it? On the one hand,
millions of cubic metres of hot air are expended at these
conferences and meetings (to which the various ministers and
their large entourages travel by air, of course)...
... While a very real problem, that probably has a simple
solution, given the political will, is completely ignored,
because it's not a good headline or photo opportunity.
And I don't believe that Portugal is alone in this
nonsensical double-standard behaviour. I expect there are
examples aplenty throughout Europe. And no-one in authority
will worry until it's too late. Here endeth the Sunday
sermon.
Sunday 9 September 2007
Circulação Com Precaução...
That's a sign you might encounter when approaching
roadworks in Algarve. It pretty much means 'proceed with caution', but I'm
afraid it could be applied to almost any stretch of road,
whether undergoing maintenance or not.
Alas, it seems that traffic deaths on Algarve roads so
far this year have exceeded the toll for the whole of 2006.
That's sad news, and the advice I give in my page about driving
in Portugal (and Algarve) is more apposite than
ever.
Expect the unexpected, and you'll rarely be disappointed.
Proceed with caution, always, and you'll likely enjoy your
vacation as you intended.
Saturday 8 September 2007
What's In A Name (Pt 2)?
Having blogged previously about the Algarve Tourism Board
playing fast and loose with the Algarve name by coining this
year's daft 'Allgarve'
offering, I was amused to note that when others mess about
with the 'brand', there are complaints soon enough!
It seems that a property development across the border in
Ayamonte, Spain, is using the term 'El Algarve' in
its promotional advertising.
This has caused outrage among some Portuguese
politicians, with letters being written to the Republican
Assembly querying what the government intends to do about
the situation.
Some are worried that the 'misleading' approach will
result in the loss of investment within Algarve proper, with
knock-on consequences for the Portuguese economy.
My own advice to those who are worried is to relax and
forget about it...
... Having checked out the so-called 'Spanish Algarve'
before deciding to buy a house in Portugal, I can predict
that Algarve has nothing to fear. Prices may be (at present)
a little lower across the border, but we weren't tempted for
one minute when making our decision to buy.
There's a 'buzz' about the Algarve and its inhabitants
that the opposition across the border could not plagiarize
even if they wished to do so.
So vive Algarve - and please stop worrying, you
politicians!
Thursday 6
September 2007
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